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"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.

      — Maya Angelou (via flowerbrain)


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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”



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Put an “UNF” in my ask and I’ll answer these. 

immahomosexuall:

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would:
  • [] Kiss you back
  • [] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you
You are:
  • [] Cute
  • [] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew
I Would:
  • [] Smash
  • [] Pass

this is banter do eeeet



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neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004



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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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the-luscious-curlbombs:

TLC

the-luscious-curlbombs:

TLC



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ionlyfollowbadblogs:

when you send a snapchat to the wrong person
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s 

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual



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